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He hired a gun nut to shoot him publicly so he could check the facts about the Palestinian genocide to prep for his debate with Hasan. Ends up being hit with a bullet really does kill people, who'd've thought.

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

people die when they are killed

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Big if true.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

what if his neck just did that

[–] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Or what if he got killed by an invisible vampire?

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

His head was expanding too much and it popped

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

The more his face shrank in, the more pressure built up until the veins in his neck burst out.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Much like 9/11 it was an outside job until it rapidly became an inside job until it rapidly became an outside job again

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

It started as an inside job but then the bullet made it an outside job and that was the real problem.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

It's a false flag