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[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 81 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

‘I started off as a human rights carer but’

is possibly one of the dumbest things ever said by anyone ever. I think 95% of people who speak a language would agree with this

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it's on the exact same level as "I'm not racist but"

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah but ‘human rights’ is such a vague term pretty much everyone finds it agreeable. And human rights ‘carer’ to top it off…Like, damn, tankies fucking shattered this lib’s brain into so many different fragments he now believes he can just say anything

[–] prole@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

"human rights" but sees 80% of people as less than human

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh god my brain autocorrected it to “human rights career.” How does one type that and not immediately think “I just wrote complete tripe, I must delete this now so no one can know I had butchered the English language so thoroughly.”

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Ya I totally read it like "I used to have a human rights career" or something.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 72 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was just about to post this comic. che-smile

Here it is anyway:

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago (2 children)

i used to have values but then someone irritated me and now i work tirelessly to inflict the maximum amount of agonizing destruction on all life.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Could make for a good villain origin actually. Someone was mildly rude to them while they were shopping so they dedicate their life to the eradication of the human race.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that the bad guy from The Incredibles?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

No, the bad guy from the Incredibles was mad that Ayn Rand was right and Objectivism is the underlying nature of reality.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

No, he's mad a superhero wasn't nice to him once so he wants to give everyone superpowers while killing off the heroes who snubbed him

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago
[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

I mean in this case Drew is just a liar, he was always a pathetic scumbag

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Well fun fact, I wouldn’t be a leftist if I hadn’t gotten in a fight with you tankies.

Also yeah, I’m still annoyed by you and likely the reverse is true, but if you ever need help beating the shit out of fake “human rights carer” fascists, that takes priority lol

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They say bullying works. sans-troll

But yeah, please do call me when some fash in the area need a good bashing. fash-bash Always happy to help my anarchist comrades.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Gained ability: Summon Bears

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Once per long rest, summon 5 liberals to assist you… Hey wait?!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago
[–] underisk@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“I used to call myself left wing until tankies called me an idiot and told me all my actual beliefs were right wing. Now I describe my beliefs correctly and I’m framing this as something bad.”

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Drew Pavlou is a fucking loser his own dad told him to get a real job

[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

and he didn't

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Drew is a dipshit

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey, Thoughtslime. There's a name I haven't heard in years.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They did a good video on fascism and Israel recently. So they’re still chooching along.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Isn't he anti-tankie or has he changed? I haven't watched any "breadtube" since like 2020

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I think we would have heard if they renounced their ultra left tendencies in favor of the immortal science.

[–] redsteel@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He spoke some big brave redditor words in a brief rant against DPRK or China or similar in one of his past videos but I don't remember which one. It reminded me of hbomberguy's outburst from a few years ago. ThoughtSlime also stated that he's anarchist in one or more of his videos, so it's a safe bet between that and the rant that he's anti-AES and anti-anything-else associated with it.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

the human rights carer has logged off

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

every single post i read on this sight makes me more and more right wing. but the hoarseshoe theory is corrrect, so im actually the one true leftist

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

"I used to care about human rights, now I don't because some people were mean to me on the internet. I'm the good guy in this scenario."

So glad Pavlou went to prison, I hope they don't allow him to have twitter when he gets out.

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

"i used to believe in human rights and now im a nazi because the tankies hate racists so im gonna be racist and really show them"

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

i'd mind less if we had even a single tank

slowly drive around and find these people 1 at a time

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm more of a Technicalie

A Toyota Hilux, some steel plating, and a surplus Browning M2 and baby, you got yourself a highly mobile fighting vehicle

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (4 children)

no cubehead, you used "human rights" as a cudgel to be an anti-China warhawk conservative instead of getting a job, and then you remained an anti-China warhawk conservative without a job but started whining about streamers and twitter posters

tldr drew 'cubehead' pavlou remains entirely unchanged including job status

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[–] shath@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

you were always right wing buddy

[–] D61@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

"I started off as a human rights carer but tankies..."

glasses-on hitler-detector Oh hey, this thing has a translator function. glasses-off

"I couldn't make enough money caring about human rights, so I became a facist to pay the bills."

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I used to have compassion and empathy but then someone sent me a picture of a pig with doo doo on his balls and now im massive racist and hate poor people.

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Leftists are the only people whose opinion i bother listening to, it's inevitable there's gonna be some annoying ones

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

:Maury: your flags reveal that was a lie

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Tale as old as time.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 6 months ago

Sounds like something Curtis Yarvin would say.

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