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"BAM?" Trump admin hires disgraced celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse as new hype man at press briefings. (hexbear.net)
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(WASHINGSTON) Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was accompanied by a unique guest in the situation room. Enter Emeril Legasse. The newest showman in Trump's circle of performers. When Mrs. Leavitt proclaimed to the press that, "Mr. Trump is the greatest human to ever live", Legasse fired out his signature "BAM" and threw salt at the press. Leavitt also added the salt will cast out the demons that live in their souls, CNN's Kaitlan Collins burst into flames when the demon "Morloc The Defiler" was cast out of her bodily temple.

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[โ€“] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This one got me for a second

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Then my job is done.