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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Midsomer Murders has been ongoing for soon 30 years, but there's still people left to murder.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I only catch an episode once on a while when it happens to be running on TV, but I've actually seen episodes in which the characters point at how absurd it is that so many murders happen all the time there.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't it usually a different village each episode? I think Barnaby is responsible for the entire county

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still an unusually high number of villages for one county.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Midsomer county is bigger on the inside

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doctor Who crossover episode where they confront the evil alien force thriving on murders

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds Like a great Red Nose Day special

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It started in 1997 and has had almost 150 episodes since then. An average then of like 5-6 murders a year. The UK homicide rate is about 10/million, so for a county of half a million it wouldn't be unreasonable. That kind of population is about right for a rural county.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That said, rate of murders in which the killer perfectly timed a firework, carried across the lake by their trained dog, to go off at the moment they were visibly on stage with an alibi, is a bit lower.

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Plot twist: the detective is the murderer

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Job security eh.

Now I understand why nobody pleads guilty.

Actually nah, in these shows they always come clean Scooby Doo style when someone has even an inkling of suspicion against them, as if they have definitive proof sitting in court.

YES, I DID IT BECAUSE... I WAS SCARED, OKAY?

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh boy, would you love (Video game I can’t spoil).

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jessica Fletcher was the worlds most prolific murderer in TV series

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Murder, She Wrought

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Allow me to tell you of the "Unwitting Murder God" theory: Namely that murder, despite being a concept, not aware, alive or sentient, nonetheless wants to be near certain individuals who are otherwise innocent. It creeps from, or along with the god into someone nearby, sending that person - or occasionally animal - just mad enough to do the deed.

It may also want to be known. Written about, you might say.

Locking the god up in a regular prison wouldn't do any good. Murders would begin to happen around wherever they were incarcerated, and it wouldn't be limited to the prison walls.

Putting them on a remote island might work, but the radius of effect would undoubtedly grow and grow. Murder must feed. Also, you're going to need people to get the god to that island. Only one person - now a murderer - will be coming back from that trip.

Trying to kill the god also wouldn't work. They're a god. Like all unwitting gods, something would inevitably cause the death to happen to someone else. Out of universe, we call this "plot armour".

The only real way to win here is to convince the god of their godhood and hope they have the good conscience to do something about it themselves. And then hope that when they die - which may be a long time off if they choose to try the island alone - that there isn't a Pandora's box kind of thing going on.

At best, the godhood might just transfer to someone else.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Doctor Who explores this, especially recently.

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like Rob McKenna from the Hitchhikers Guide series.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

The last time I brought this up, I did mention Rob McKenna. I probably should have this time as well, because there was one heck of an unforecast downpour here not long after I submitted it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like that's a hidden subplot to that weird American Gods tv show

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

There's a DND storyline in there somewhere

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

She always managed to pin it on someone else as well.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 31 points 1 week ago

on PBS

Damn, even the network got murdered

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 29 points 1 week ago

"How did you manage to figure out who the culprit was?"

"The method of elimination. Literally."

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Only Murders in the Building” is already testing the limits of the suspension of disbelief.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

I suspect that was part of the idea. It’s a murder show taking place in NYC, but still limits the murders to a single building. It’s the extreme version of this quirk of the genre.

Major difference is it’s one(ish) murder per season, rather than one per episode.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

makes me think of that detective conan spinoff anime that acknowledges the bullshit amount of crime mostly in one town and people are horrified at the idea of getting off the train at that station

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's now how it happens in a small town. Two long-time friends who have the habit of putting chairs in front of their house and pass the night chatting and observing the vicinity would have seen the guy who everyone already suspects to be a criminal walking in a strange way and would call the local gossiper, who tells them who the probable victim is, because there was a heavy discussion the last day between them, and then they alert the local police chief, who is their relative.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Miss Fisher got tired solving all these murders at home, so she goes on a beach vacation. Guess what happens? (It's murder.)

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

5th Panel: laying on a physiatrist's couch saying "maybe i should have been a firefighter instead"

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Guy Flame, Fire Inspector.

6 pm AMC. 9pm Bravo

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Properties in Pontypandy must be absolutely uninsurable by now.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think during the musical episode of Psych they refer to their town as the murder capital of the country.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Its Longmire!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it just me that literally can't read the image at all? When I click HD it gets worse

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks fine on voyager over here

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I'm on boost, and the image in the app is utterly fucked but not in a way I can describe (it isn't low resolution). Site works fine though so I saw the comic.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One reason why I will always find something more productive to do when my wife wants to watch her detective stories. These shows are so incredibly boring. So, so, so boring.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lt.Colombo: Well, if you say so. Oh, one more thing, almost forgot: you have a very bad taste, sir.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's the same episode over and over, I swear 😂

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe your wife can only relax when you’re not around?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Both yes and no. 😂 Sometimes we both need "me time" to recharge, and sometimes we need each other. So partially correct, I guess! 😉

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

They even brought Bergerac back and there can’t have been more than several thousand people on Jersey to start with.

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

I knew it was him from the beginning

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Is it Monkey 2025 reference?