Tucker has always seemed a little "sweet" to me. He's probably bi and really wants to know what it's like

I'm a STRAIGHT Conservative who wants to MURDER GAY CHILDREN and I would GLADLY suck a Penis just to PROVE how Straight I am!

He wants him to prove it to him hard

He's a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn't take.

I gotta say that this is the first gay circlejerk I'd pay to see! Or ever see!

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.

Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg

4chan post confirmed

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?

I'm getting a fake hard on from all this projection. Of all people to say something as dumb as this.

is this parody?

Now, Pete, I'm going to need to describe it in great detail, exactly how it feels to enter another man... or else how will I know?

C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.

Why does this give me "gaycation" vibes?

Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac

Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn't have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm

This coming from a guy who tans his testicles.

Tucker suffers from reverse-gaydar.

The only coherent point I can pull out of this is that being gay is the only mildly progressive thing about Pete the Neoliberal.

But not all gay people support ideologies that are good for them so idk.