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It's just Bryan Quimby being a fucking weird person
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They could just make a movie out of Bryan's hilarious life stories and it would be a banger
Manifesting Bryan and Chris in a buddy stoner comedy where they keep encountering different types of guys
Quinby 
Sorry, he'll always be Queeber to me, so it's hard to remember his government name
It's a movie about a bunch of guys named Guy, doing guy stuff. Guy Ritchie, Guy Fieri, ... a guy in a Guy Fawkes mask... I'm sure there are other famous Guys too. Maybe there could be a scene of them sitting on a guy wire being guys. Also there would be a painfully long scene of them all greeting each other by name: "Guy?" "Guy!" "Guy!" "HEY GUY!"
a painfully long scene of them all greeting each other by name: "Guy?" "Guy!" "Guy!" "HEY GUY!"
Adam Sandler's new comedic wonderment (perhaps masterpiece?) is entitled simply Guys. For 117 minutes - not including the credits - with comic timing and aplomb Sandler's crew of the funny - including Rob Schneider, Chris Pratt, CGI Chris Farley with a special appearance by Dave Chappelle - push the humor-concept envelope of "guys" to the breaking point and beyond...
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I made myself sick.
What about Might Guy?
Guy Pearce, sir guy of Gideon
I still find it hard to believe but according to an Imdb search I just did - there's never been a movie called "Guys".
Guys and Dolls but we remove all the Dolls from the script.
^NO^ ^DOLLS^ ^ALLOWED^
are you Bryan Quinby?
“Next week on Guys: Tankie guys.”
A buddy cross country movie where they're both the straight man and think the other is hilarious.
Plot
Ends in marriage.
Another one of those goddamn things where it's Adam Sandler and his friends in a tropical and/or scenic location doing some shit no one will remember 0.01 seconds after stepping out of the theater.
Hollywood studios must like those because they've made so many of them.
Hollywood studios must like those because they've made so many of them.
Adam Sandler in Super-Spicy Shit Sandwich 1, 2 & 3!
Tagline: Open wide for this trilogy - you'll eat it, enjoy it and then poop fire!
I watched a trailer for Jack and Jill (2011) before it came out and what the fucking fuck. It's so weird to me that it was clearly that bad. Sandler isn't like Rob Schneider - he can actually act if he wants to. Bad comedies are one thing but over the decades Sandler seems to be playing a huge prank on his biggest fans. He knows it doesn't matter how bad his movies are - they'll pay to see them and he'll make ridiculous bank. How long has he been a comedy dreck machine? About 25 years?
15+ years ago I watched Click (2006). It was one of the few Sandler comedies I watched and the very last one. I don't remember a thing. But I started to lose interest in comedies decades ago. I wonder if I even finished it.
Just dudes being dudes... Pretty sure Jackass already made several films of this.
Psychological horror movie about someone going to a party of only white cishet men in their 30's
its just touhou lolk
One man One inch
it's like inspector gadget but instead of saying "go go gadget thingamabob" he's like "let me call my thingamabob guy"