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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 52 points 2 weeks ago

Poor dude can't get it up anymore.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those are some serious Rob Liefeld gnashers there.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cankles are too thin

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Trumpy'd love biceps for his biceps' biceps.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 33 points 2 weeks ago

The AI took the orange off of him

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 27 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Gobo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The picture isn't in the reflection of the mirror

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like she's higher up the stairs

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It is. If you look at the cheekbones and where their hand is, it's the same person. The higher person just has their hair in a bun.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also the stairs railings are farther apart in the mirror.

Or, it's a different perspective and the photo is just out of frame. She's standing close to the banister, the photo is on the other side of the staircase on the wall.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what I though at first too, but you have to take into account the height at which the mirror is mounted, and the fact that the mirror is not mounted directly opposite the stairs. The reflection is showing the guy further up the stairs, but at the angle the picture is taken with how it bounces back light, you just can't see the guy at the bottom of the stairs reflected. I imagine that if you were to take a picture on the other side of the room you would see both guys in the mirror.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

If that part of the picture was fake they wouldn't have correctly portrayed the shadows of the banister spindles below the wall mounted handrail (in the reflection). Not visible in the direct view because of the spindles themselves.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Can we just have a moratorium on posts about him until he is confirmed dead and cold please,

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The people in the background look like they know the president of their country is on the brink of death, but they signed NDAs to work there.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

They look like orderlies from a dementia ward

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

If it turns out that's how he actually smiles, that's why we've never seen him smile. His dad probably beat that into him "never smile! You give me nightmares! "

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

A smile that screams “I’ve eaten a baby”

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's something definitely unsettling about his face. Idk its giving me Cheshire cat vibes.

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah! Maybe too many teeth.

[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sweet Tooth is better than this guy and that's saying something

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

So gross! Needs a nsfl tag and jump scare warning

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

He must be really sticking to his fitness routine, he's lost a ton of weight!

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Guy on the right is fucking scary. He’s not even human. A skinwalker that roams this earth.