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"Yo mama so fat, she can sit on a binary tree and flatten it to a linked list in O(1) time"

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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yo mama so FAT, she can't store files larger than 4GB

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She definitely can cuz she's exFAT

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

but she carries the weight really well because it's vfat. lol

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Yo mama so old Debian calls her stable

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Your mother is so obese, just one of her selfies hit the storage limit on Amazon S3.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

So Fat, she ate the 68k executable and had the PPC one for dessert!

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Yo mama so fat because her nibbles are the size of bytes

[–] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

yo mama's so dumb, she brought poker chips to a Monte Carlo simulation.

[–] missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

yo mama's so gullible, she participated in an interactive zero-knowledge proof and believed the prover was literally the mythical Merlin.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I like your mother. She is a good woman. You, though, can byte me! Go computers!