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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer....

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 20 hours ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Self harm to that brother

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

yeah like I'm some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

still would.

1000001931

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love the bartender warning lmao

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 15 hours ago

I thought those were cat whiskers.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 8 points 17 hours ago

I can't fix her but she can make me worse.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 22 hours ago

I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together

[–] anonymous_in_atl@ani.social 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago

Without you everything falls apart.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 28 points 1 day ago

Bros (bartender) before hoes

[–] fluxixx@piefed.social 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don't. The freaky sex isn't worth the hell they'll put you through.

[–] Pupscent@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a song.

Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.

  • Just plain bad.

It's a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.

[–] sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.

Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

My dick can fix pretty much anything

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Two dumpsters for the price of one!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago

That sounds great to me! 😍

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Usually i don't judge and am not religious, but you're not gonna see heaven

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.

[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bartender is obviously just jealous

[–] miked@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world -2 points 15 hours ago

Not even remotely tempting.