I'd say that he's the one with obvious "mitochondrial challenges."
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6 months ago my insane uncle who idolized rfk junior. Warned me of this September autism reveal.. (spoiler. Its fucking vaccines)
And he genuinely thinks once the news is out. There's going to be purge style violence against pharma and Healthcare workers for "poisoning their kids"
If it’s not the vaccines. It will be the immigrants tainting the blood lines.
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The lack of social connections ... among children ... at the airport.
I recently visited the DMV and was shocked at what I saw: kids glued to their parents' sides, not a single child was socializing.
He may be insane but he is tapping into parents fears and he can be pretty effective at it, to the ruin of all.
My fear is him.
Insane "Goblin"
We need someone to take on Mitochondrial challenges now? I know just the person...
What's he gonna do? Send all those kids straight to the Pedo in the oval office?
Oof.
It's his way of trying to himself look smart by using a term he thinks means that the children are lethargic.
(They aren't even lethargic. It's just a generational difference in culture.)
Also maybe the fact that he's looking at kids in a fuckin airport. If there is one public space I'd condone parents shoving an iPad in their hands and letting them binge YouTube while sitting quietly, that is it.
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Starwars? Is that you?
His clinical diagnostics skills are at AI level accuracy and like AI, definitely not just making terrible shit up.
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Ya see, bio class taught me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and, uhh ya see, ya see these young kids with all the mitochondrial challenges. They have cell powerhouse problems.
We need the mitochondria power levels to be over 9000 to return balance to the force.
Not enough midi-chlorians or something. The Force is not with them.
This is typical behaviour of morons... they make up skills they do not have to feel important. It is a continuation of the reason why morons believe conspiracy theories so easily, it gives them a sense they are special somehow and "got it" when others are "missing it"
Exactly the same reason cops claim to be able to "know" if someone is high just by looking at them
Consult the runes! All praise the soothsayer.
Yet another GOP conspiracy theorist who was given a freaking CABINET position to be in charge of our health.
The GOP wants us to die, plain and simple.
I'm convinced the Kennedy curse didn't kill him because he's actually being piloted by the worms in his head
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When you believe in dumbass conspiracies eventually you start to see proof of them everywhere you look. It's the exact opposite of critical thinking. The brain rot has won in this case.
As noted in the Epstein files.
How pedophile of him.