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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 119 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or a brand from a hot iron

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

[–] nova@lemmy.vg 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yup, can't have the calf drink too much of that milk

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Also need to raise the calf alone in a tiny plastic shelter for a few weeks so it can be butchered.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yes some animals get all the luck.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And she'll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's wonderful and how it should be. I'm just assuming that the one in the photo isn't a pet, but maybe, who knows.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It happens to literally every dairy cow

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clearly not, as meliaesc explains.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

They literally said they didn't milk it which would make it not a dairy cow

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Which scenario do you think is more representative of the average cow's life?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Polled cattle are a thing.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Not necessarily. It is possible to breed cows that do not grow horns.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

I mean that's high treason my man

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

16 h is too much for pussies

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think a lot of it depends on how you feel about random people milking you all day until you are food.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You mean my job? Pretty bad, but I need money so what am I going to do

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well I'm a dude so getting milked all day would be pretty enjoyable probably.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Definitely don't go find out what kind of life most build live. It ain't long and you ain't getting milked.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Don’t forget ice cream. My favorite is hamburger flavor

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Dude, they have ear tags and/or brands on their skin.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope just had her children stolen is constantly exploited for profit and will be killed years before her natural lifespan.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't recommend putting your MFA in your password manager. You'd only have one attack entry point.

The point of MFA is that you have multiple, so if one ever gets breached, they still wouldn't be able to get into your accounts.

Now, if they can get into your password manager, it is over.

Though keepass is a pretty good local one, can recommend.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

TOTP ≠ MFA.

The purpose of TOTP is to use 1-time codes instead of (or in addition to) passwords, and doesn't require multiple devices.

The purpose of MFA is to ensure the user uses multiple devices to log in. In practice, MFA isn't usually implemented correctly, as it only requires a phone and no other device to log in, so it's not true MFA. MFA is sometimes implemented with RFC 6238 (TOTP), but for example getting a text message or email with a log-in code is not that.

Your password manager should use a secure password so that attackers can't get into it. It's more secure than a phone, which often use few-digit passwords or, god forbid, fingerprints or face scans to unlock.

It's also a password manager that is completely local.

[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ITT: people making jokes about the horrible world we live in due to capitalism.

Vegans: no the only problem is animal exploitation

[–] DarthFrodo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who said capitalism isn't a problem? I don't see any comments claiming that.

Capitalism incentives the exploitation of humans and animals alike. It's possible to recognize that both are a problem.

Its much weirder when leftists unironically believe that "animals are just animals, making them suffer is fine because they are inferior to me", which is literally the supremacist thinking that racists and classists invoke to justify their mistreatment of other groups too.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Mmmmm....friendburger