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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to become a tree when I die.

[–] gaybriel_fr_br@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago

Eat lots of broccoli.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

$200+ for an unlicenced urn. damn man, when i die i want the cheapest possible disposal as to stick it to the funeral industry

[–] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is our most modestly-priced receptacle.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us SAPS!

Is there a Ralph's near here?

The idea of just a cloth burial is appealing to me more and more. We've done it for millennia and stopped ever since death became an industry.

low in stock of course

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

One child's urn, never used. (refurbished).