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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought they were all about facts not caring about their feelings

No, they were about facts not caring about your feelings. Where their feelings are involved, it's the opposite; their feelings don't care about facts.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Reminds of the video with the confederate idiot that talks about how his family was so poor and couldn't even afford slaves.

Would no one think of the crackers??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QJgTVvEkVg

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Gotta think of the crackers.

They’re the foundation to any meat and cheese platter.

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Is it just me or is whitewashing slavery the first step in reinstituting slavery?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

just a reminder that Newsweek is a conspiracy-peddling, right-wing rag that we should not be driving traffic to

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The word "negative" doesn't appear once outside the title

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

The lack of quotation marks around any part of the title indicates it’s not a direct quote.

Is there something you feel is inaccurate about it?

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

White House official Lindsey Halligan: "While slavery is obviously a horrible aspect of our nation's history, you can't really talk about slavery honestly unless you also talk about hope and progress ... we need to stop focusing so much on the lack of progress."

[–] radix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was

'Bad' and 'negative' are synonyms here.

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[–] chosensilence@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago
[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

You can't understand progress without an understanding of historical reality.

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