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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I did not have sexual relations with any furniture, with or without armrests.

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These were found at the scene of the crime. Would you like to give a statement?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get off hexbear JD, the couch in the oval office is calling for you.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

doggirl-gloom but Biden sat in it already

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How the fuck are you gonna slut shame a couch?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s already been through a lot, I don’t want to subject it to its ~~second~~ third worse time of it’s life.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alan Dershowitz voice: "there nothing sexual about my dinners with my couch!"