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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A gnome is also missing there

[–] rowinxavier@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Neckbeard computer chair

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder if it is just stone

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Salamanders, people keep them as pets

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

[–] chairsushi@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

A shelled salamander

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago

Definitly some mollusque.

[–] aegis_sum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Marsupials?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

Snail with four legd

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tubifex worm

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Hermit crab?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cattersnail?

No, Snailapillar!

[–] Beeper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] syreus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Eh. Four limbs.

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