That’s fine, I’ll just wear my extra thick platform shoes.
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what if I need to shit
That's what the three hours between your day job and night job are for bud.
Look at Mr. Free Time over here with his 3 hours
Leg strain doesn't set in until after 5min...make it work
The pants may pose a challenge and require some preplanning, but 15° is probably perfect to make sitting cross legged pretty comfortable. Bonus benefit, they can't identify you by your feet.
Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!
Gonna bring by own squatty potty to work
When they install these toilet I think it's a sign they want you to get creative with it.
Leave the pot and home anfd find a place at work that inspires you.
Isn't this kind of a move toward that anyway? The design seems like it raises your knees
You will need to brace yourself with your feet so you don't (slowly) slide off the seat.
Good thing they're in private places so the asshole who ordered it won't know who broke it on day one.
Make a poop wedge.
If I'm suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
Just gonna have to piss and shit all over the seat to assert my dominance.
Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I'm all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
You can do that for disability reasons.
Not sure how these novel toilets work.
But I'm quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don't know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.