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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They swing them in sync with the opposing leg.

Centaurs have four.

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[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They place them majestically on their hips, as if they're the captain of a boat.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"HMS Centaur, coming through!"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"Ow, you just elbowed me in the face, asshole!"

"I SAID HMS CENTAUR COMING THROUGH!"

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Random, but I've just now realised centaurs can't shake hands with the milkman.

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

they hold them out in front of themselves like they’re holding motorcycle handlebars and they make the sounds with their mouth

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 days ago

Just windmilling their fists like wrecking balls.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago
[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the real reason centaurs are almost always drawn with bows and arrows. Not for horse archer vibes, so the artist had something to do with their hands.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was about to say, "Holding a bow and arrow"

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Naruto running, but with his hands holding onto his own reins

Got me thinking of a centaur version of "West Side Story" and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to "Cool."

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

If you'd imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they'd probably carry snacks.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In all the media I've seen the arms basically just stay in place, half bent.

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[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

This is why they're usually carrying a weapon. Not to fight, but so they won't feel awkward with their hands.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

They play the accordion!!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Naruto running, all the time

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Humans can't run, what would they do with their arms?"

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They do the Choo Choo train with their arms.

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