They knew the risks.
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As a Bald Brother, we gotta take one for the human race o7
Thank you for your service. 🫡
So brave
I'm punching back.
I thought it would be Nazis. I'm not saying that shit stain Jeff isn't one because I do not know. But I think both Jeff and Nazis should be punched.
I hate Illinois nazis. Also nazis from anywhere else in the world.
Not directly relevant, but I've gotten to the point where I just can't bring myself to capitalize "trump" or "nazi" or "musk" even though that's grammatically correct. It seems like it would contain just the tiniest iota of respect.
I like that. It's the same reason I just said Jeff haha.
Even two Fs shows some respect. Just the bare phonetic minimum for these nazis, thank you very much.
That's fair. Ideally I don't want to refer to them at all. But I will remove one f in the future.
I'll just leave this here for anyone who hasn't seen it. I'm hoping it gets elected any day now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ
Edit: I have no respect for him or anyone else like that. Kill 'em all.
And just like that male pattern baldness came back in style.
if i ever go bald i am not shaving that shit off i am rocking the costanza til i die
…or Stephen Miller.
I've been working on a similar project but narrowed down only to bald guys who look like the buzzard from Looney tunes
they have to be old too