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Better Safe than Sorry! I’m Punching Random Bald Guys On the Off Chance One of Them is Jeff Bezos (thehardtimes.net)
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Hehe, I'm in danger

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And just like that male pattern baldness came back in style.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

if i ever go bald i am not shaving that shit off i am rocking the costanza til i die