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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

BREAKING: Musk announces Tesla to create their own trail exclusively for Cybertruck owners, called the Rubes-I-Con Trail.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

It's just a section of the vegas hyperloop with outdoor scenery painted on the sides.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's called a highway, in a dry climate.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Slow down there Bucko that sounds like a pretty treacherous track ..

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

And it’s just a Starbucks drive through.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Shouldn't it have a X in there somewhere?

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Cybertruck crew said they brought six tie rods and only had two left by the time they reached us at Arnold’s Rock. Apparently, they’d already replaced at least one steering rack as well.

You mean I can't just slap a Harbor Freight winch on this bad boy and conquer the Rubicon?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now we can officially say our armor is Rubicon trail proven.

😅 If they say so. I think this says anything but.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

It's definitely a rubiCON for sure.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Spend half that much EVing a reasonable chassis like a Jeep or Toyota, and you could drive over that silver speed bump.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Cybertruck crew said they brought six tie rods and only had two left by the time they reached us at Arnold’s Rock. Apparently, they’d already replaced at least one steering rack as well.

I know nothing about offroading, but that doesn't sound normal.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

Multiple Jeeps have completed it without breaking or catching fire so that should say something about it ..

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Why do people litter like that? They just drop their trash everywhere.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You pretty much need a built rig to tackle the Rubicon. The fact this guy was ignorantly arrogant enough to try to bring a stock anything on it is half of the comedy.

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Rubicon isn't actually all that tough, Dirt Everyday did it in stock vehicles, a 70s Chevy squarebody truck and a 60s Jeep Cj2a. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGGRAXhxZVA

Edit: URL problems

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah they didn't do it in a stock modern vehicle. Even though it's named after it, I'd guess most people would break down trying it in a new stock Jeep Rubicon. Of course pro drivers can do better, I'm not even skilled but I have climbed easily up trails where the "more capable" rig in front of me had just struggled. If you don't take any of the bypass routes, the Rubicon trail is a beast.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just so you know, the text of your link looks fine but it points to https://lemmy.world/post/url

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to the article it wasn't stock, it was kitted out for the job.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was a promo stunt from the company that's selling the aftermarket parts for the CT - and watching their other videos, basically everything they've done to it is cosmetic. Camper bed, goofy bumpers, locking plastic wheel covers, tie rods that are a whopping 4mm thicker... and that's it. No reinforcing of basically any other components, and it really shows.

[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

This is my shocked Pikachu face, lol.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Waiting for the MORR video to drop where they're all gonna talk shit about how it doesnt have appropriate attachment points.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, that is the name of the community

This calls for dynamite.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago

Is it still the best truck you ever owned there bud?

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Aahhahahahahahahah