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[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Mine are usually underfoot trying to trip me. What a treat!

[โ€“] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

You should be honored ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

That just means they love you! Or have set themselves as the beneficiaries of your life insurance!

[โ€“] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My Corgi does the same, but he also likes to body check your calves if he doesn't like where you're walking. He's a bossy lil bastard!

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Corgis are herding dogs, so this tracks!

[โ€“] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

And he takes his job seriously

Except when he's being the laziest boy ever

I was gonna say... where do you get these cats that don't follow you from room to room like a dog?

[โ€“] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"You're just right here! Right here with me! And I could kiss you if I wanted! I'm gonna kiss you!"

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

stahp!
^but^ ^also^ ^yes.^

[โ€“] MNByChoice@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I enjoyed assuming the cat was not the brought to the house by the OP. OP woke one day to find a cat had entered their home.

[โ€“] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

50/50, honestly.

[โ€“] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've had my cat for 9 years and I still can't believe he's mine and I still melt into an incoherent puddle every day just looking at him.

[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Mine has just brought the world's largest moth into the house and then let it go. I am less pleased with her now.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

I'll definitely run into the bigger one about ninety minutes before dinner time (wet food split between the two; dry food is always available). She starts letting me know it'd be totally fine to feed her early and keeps telling me until she gets served at the usual time, so she says so a lot. She's a bit of an asshole, that way. But she's otherwise pretty awesome.

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

What's a Butt Praxis?