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The president was spotted surprisingly without his security detail on Tuesday, just hours after he was photographed on the roof of the white house appearing to yell at the press who could not make out what he was saying.

"It was amazing, I was at my usual spot and bam! There's the president like [expletive]" said local D.C. man Dan Bongos to CNN, "everyone knows me, I'm the 7/11 guy but when the [expletive] president shows up, oh man!"

Mr. Bongos told Jake Tapper how him and Mr. Trump talked for 10 minutes about range of subjects but the president kept coming back to asking Bongos for $5 so he could buy some "chips".

"I was like yeah sure Mr. President I'll buy you some chips, hell yeah!"

Trump was then spotted walking away southbound from the 7/11 toward the national mall. The FBI has opened a tip line for any information leading to why Mr. Trump did what he did today.

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I've been to that 7/11, and it was because the weed vapes are too strong in DC for my delicate constitution.