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"Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago

The problem with these followers of rust is that they're heathens, disbelievers and worshippers of the devil. Just like all of you heretics. There is just one programming language for the true believer and it is FORTRAN. The pure and true FORTRAN, that is, which is punched into cards of virgin paper, not the heresy created by the blasphemy of 99.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago

C's compiler prevents common type bugs and handles things like register allocation for you? So does skill.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love this argument because it means this dude is the only skilled C developer on the planet. Chromium devs are just chumps that should be replaced by this uncommon God.

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[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

If we measure only by the amount of mistakes, there would be much more skilled C developers. Take my pristine skills for example, I've made zero mistakes writing all of my 3 lines of C code over years and years, zero mistakes

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

A real programmer only needs parentheses smdh

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"So does skill" I agree 100%

However, we're human. You show me a skilled developer who never causes bugs, and I'll show you a liar.

No matter how skilled or experienced a developer is, they always have the capacity to introduce a bug by accident.

Whether it's a typo, or simply being tired or distracted, or just having one of those moments, or even one of those days. It's completely normal.

Coding is just communication, and when working on larger codebases it can be just as nuanced as interpersonal communication. People miscommunicate every second of the day.

I've never used Rust.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Because most projects are worked on by multiple people, and you shouldn't trust that everyone who will work on something will have the same skill level as you

If there are two languages otherwise equivalent in NFRs, where one lets you make the mistakes and the other doesn't, you're a bit silly if you don't pick the latter.

Good engineers shouldn't struggle to use a different language, so that's not an argument

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago

Glances at the mountains of horror stories a single bug in a C program caused

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gonna guess, basically the same thing. Easy answers to hard questions instead of you having to think about them.

So, as far as they would be concerned, the only reason more people haven't chosen that path must be because they don't know how much easier it is, and how much less they have to think about stuff.

They can't see that building skill and knowledge has value beyond the extra effort.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

10 months, 2 weeks, 6 days and 12 hours since I was saved and accepted the one true language (not)

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

My condolences on not being saved and accepted, I hope the future still holds good things for you 🙏

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