Gosh.
"DOGErs aren't that bad! They are just bad as the gain-of-function researchers that definitely invented COVID-19 and Super AIDS, something that definitely happened and isn't a far right conspiracy theory! Which I wouldn't believe anyway, because I'm a morally superior centrist! (except tee hee I actually parrot the right all the time!)"
Piper doesn't deserve the privilege of having an opinion.