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You may think that I don't take your opinion into account, no, I do take it into account perfectly, and if I notice that you speak sincerely, I will also sincerely answer you without these fake smiles. And it seems that Lemmy is slowly turning into a second Reddit...

Okay, so I wrote a poem as a bonus to the question, I hope you appreciate it:

One day a bear came into the forest and noticed a hive of bees. Of course, at first he tried to steal all the honey without any extra victims, but it was the bees... They didn't want to share what had cost them so much effort and death, so that the bear could just take it all for himself, because it was easier that way than to exchange something of equal value and at least somehow come to an agreement, although this is a bear, if he turned his gaze on something and he liked it, then it is now his...

As a result, at night, when the bees were sleeping, the cunning bear unexpectedly stole the hive, and also seemed to have eaten all the bees along with the queen, and now he will eat his fill himself without even sharing with anyone. Well, this bear is not very smart. Smart bears do not kill, but make bees work for them.

Well, how did you like my joke?

Again, I apologize for the strange phrases, I am not a native speaker.

Edit: it seems few people understood this capitalism joke, but oh well, I don't care.

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Give it to me direct, give it to me hard.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What was the question again?

β€œWhy don’t you like my daily posts of vague rambling?”

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something about the beers and the bees, but I'm too drunk to care now.

[–] Vanth@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago

Too early in my time zone for a rip. Can you translate your question into sober?