epic. freaking. bacon.
ladies and gentlemen…. need i say more????
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pls say less tbh
does the narwhal bacon at midnight my good sir??
3 dollars for a single strip of bacon is genuinely criminal
I'm sorry but if your bacon is hard enough to stand up straight in a carton of fries like that then it's horrifically overcooked.
I can burn 4 strips of bacon at home without paying $12
I think Americans use a different cut of bacon than the UK and Aus, that is designed to be crispy and crunch when you eat it. But there's no excuse for charging $12 USD for 4 pieces of shitty bacon. I could get like a kilo and a half of bacon for that price!
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WTF? Dip? 
Also, why is there a fasces in the background?
I could maybe see thousand island
Thats 5 strips of bacon. This is literally the most obvious way to fake the image.
12 fucking dollars for 4 small pieces of meat 
the more clever move, from a business and marketing standpoint, would be to cross-promote & partner with an existing chain of diner-type fast casual places like sonic or whatever and have fast chargers installed there to connect the brands in Tesla drivers' minds that they can get "recharge" at that place. especially a place that has a big national footprint, but maybe isn't "premium" to cast a wide net across demographics.
because a car manufacturer having a one-off diner is fucking stupid as shit. let me get a Chevy Hamburger with a Corvette Chocolate Shake.
I don't like to give credit to Tesla, but in Texas partnering with Buc-ee's was one of the smartest things they did.
They leveraged an existing business with strategic locations across well-traveled areas, already known as a safe and clean rest stop with palatable food, a place where you would stop to refill your ICE car on road trips, And for a very small investment were able to increase their charging footprint dramatically. Of course, Elon fired the executive that penned that deal.
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If this doesn't make you go vegan, you are doomed.
Also, dip?
They give you dipping tobacco because a nutritionless carcinogenic is healthier than anything on the menu.
Wouldn't: Eat at the Tesla Diner
Would: Prob. eat that anywhere else ngl
The worst part of this isn't even le freaking Epic Bacon, it's that this guy (RealKeatonHobby? Wow, I can't believe it's actually the Keaton Hobby!) thinks it looks amazing 