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Bidet shopping (lemmy.one)
submitted 11 months ago by _joe_king@lemmy.one to c/bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

Clean as a whistle

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Magnum PSI is a fantastic name

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago
[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

This will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.

[-] GobiasIndustries@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

What a horrible day to have eyes 😭

[-] Saganastic@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.

[-] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago
[-] deleted@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Do you by chance work for Mckinsey & Company?

[-] dona1dquixote@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Nice reference.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They have these flow limiters that they add to showerheads I bet you could get or make one for your bidet

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I recently got a Moen and has a max pressure setting that mixes some air and it works great

I also have a brondell and it's kinda weak, I'll try your "hack"

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago

Just watch out for surprise water inflation

[-] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks for making me look up that word

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Dinkelberg!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago

Ayyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Really irresponsible anal cleaning advice for a doctor tho…

[-] GONADS125@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

why would a doctor recommend the anal vaporizer 9000??? seems highly dangerous for a reindeer to do

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

There's a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Blow out your butthole!

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago

This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.

[-] kozy138@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Lemmy's biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago

So I can't have an opinion if I don't post? I'm here to waste time, I don't really care if lemmy lives or dies.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I never said you can't have an opinion. I was however implying that your critique is meaningless since you don't have any of your own posts. Would you trust a person with no medical training/experience at all to do brain surgery? Probably not. Which means their critique of an actual brain surgeon doesn't matter.

[-] StinkyRedMan@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Cause yeah posting memes and brain surgery are two activity requiring the same amount of skill... What's next? You can't talk about basket if you don't play in the nba? Can't critique shitty fast food unless you got a michelin star? That's such a dumb opinion..

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.

The main issue is that you're just whining. If you wanna call that "critiquing" then sure but it's definitely not constructive so there's 0 value in your comment. It looks especially worse coming from someone who has never posted.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material. I will probably never post, it's not what I'm here for. I will continue to have opinions whether you like it or not.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Your feedback can be summarized as "you suck OP and you're ruining Lemmy." There was 0 intention of helping lol

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'm really not trying to help. As I said earlier, I don't really care if this place lives or dies. It's a place to waste time.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm hoping my feedback helps actual posters to curate better material.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You really don't get it, but that's ok.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Na the issue is you have short term memory and forget what you write, but that's ok.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

God I wish reddit didn't have such a shit app. You're exhausting, and I'm done with it.

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I mean you keep engaging with me so it's 1/2 your fault. :^)

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