Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
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Today I used cocaine with gimp to make a joke somewhere on civitcocain.
Drew Barrymore got hooked on AI at just the tender age of 12
You Can Call Me Cocaine.
"Where's my wife and family? What if I die here? Who'll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone", panicked Simon.
He ducked back down the alley.
"Hallelujah", said Chevy the bodyguard.
Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. "Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?"
Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. "Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na..."
Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖
"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"
I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
This is akin to my proposal to make baseball and hockey more entertaining.
Hockey - replace "puck" with "fuck"
Shoot the fuck
Pass the fuck
Dump the fuck
Baseball - replace the word "pitch" with "bitch"
Here comes the bitch
That bitch was high
The bitch is outside
AGI: co-general-caine