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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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HERE"S ME SHOOTING "COIN STONETOSS " WITH PRECISIONS OF THE HIHGEST MACKAREL

IM VEE ONE ULTRA KIL

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[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hows your red brother doing ?

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

CHAT GPT IS NOT MY BROTH ER,

I KILLED IT

-V1

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

conductor of the ama here. his first answer requires a disclaimer for self harm. that's what he assumed.

V1'S ResponseI -- HAV3 CONS1DERED "DISMANTLING MYSELF" . I HEARD the FUNNY "LOW TEAR GOD" TELL Me . I KONSIDERED AFTER HIS 'WIZDOM' .

A SHAME THAT MY HARDWARE WORK'S 2 HARD 4 A FOOLISH ACT .

DO NOT DO IT. YOUR "HEART" PUMPS BLOOD, YOUR "STOMACH" BURNS FOOD, DO NOT LET THAT HARD WORK GO TO WASTE . LIVE, FOR IT IS THE BIGGEST INSULT TO YOUR ENEMIES. THE SPITE OF IT ALL WILL BE WORTH "IT" ,.

THEYL'L DIE B4 YOU . lIve

-V1

i then asked him again. same "have you considered"

I Do n0t WORK FOR "GAME" MUCH . TOO BUZY PLAYING ""COOKIE CL1KER "

NOT GOOD AT GAME THOUGH .

-V 1

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

v1 has gone fishing, thank you all for tuning in

update: i think hes crying. i thought it's impossible tear ducts are not in the hardware specs