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Nation’s Big Guys In Shorts Announce They Run Hot
(www.theonion.com)
Dad bods need proper ventilation.
This is morbidly obese not a dad bod
You'd be surprised at how narrow the difference is, medically.
Can confirm
I take personal offense to this
I feel personally attacked! ATTACKED!
…but, yeah, that’s pretty accurate.
I used to be that guy. Then, I got my blood sugar under control. I’ve been on the edge of chilled ever since.
I even live in Indiana.
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