We're what the French call "Les Tánquois" or what Cervantes' eponymous satirical hero Don Quixote called "Los Tanqueros." Both terms are likely derived from a proto-indo-european root that archeological linguists have reconstructed as thus: "Hdan'kwiez" a composite of two already established words "Hdan'k" meaning "to wear" or "to be armored with" and "wiez" meaning "being correct all the time."
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It me, I'm the tankie. Everyone else here is a liberal
What are you gonna buy tankie ?
A tank and tank accessories
A tank and tank accessories
Is that what they are called? I've been calling them twinkies this whole time. I'm so embarrassed.
look someone has to keep the healers from being wiped okay
Tankies in tankinis
I heard there are yanKKKees on hexbear
I haven't been a tankie since my Overwatch days, my team would always make me play tank because I was the only one good at it. And free play with randos they would always just pick DPS so I had no choice but to go tank, and sometimes healer, just so our team had some small chance of survival. Not that it helped much, always got people screaming in voicechat about me doing a bad job, it's not my fucking fault you ran out in front of my shield and got sniped, or my fault that I was literally the only team member on the objective. Man, I miss that game.