Do you want to make Señor Associate or not? KEEP UP THOSE KPI’s!!!
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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Other than the not working here part, I have to deal with that.
so you're a Dino?
Hehe
I'm multi-level BS. At base level I organise the work in specific ways so that the automated first level reports will show numbers that will lead to consistent growth in the second level report for the board.
No, it doesn't work as a pick up line.
All I do all day is pull staples out of paper and scan crap. So yes I relate.
how do I get this job?
being overworked is bs and shit. on the other hand I rather have work/tasks that I can do well and gets me engaged and is not boring than be given boring BS jobs and tasks.
Yeah doing tasks all day that should be automated is pretty dehumanizing.
Look for scanning technician jobs in your area or third party document handling companies.
nice.