One third of half of an ass is not one third of an ass...
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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Assuming the crew was Leela, Fry, and Bender:
Leela was definitely a whole ass, meaning bender and fry combined to equal negative half an ass, leaving the final at half assed.
So if Bender is 1/3 of an ass, that would make fry -5/6'ths of an ass.
How many asses is Fry worth?
A fellow meatbag did the math on this, apparently Fry is worth - 5/6th's aof an ass.
Wow, seems higher than I would’ve expected. My guess was -2 assess. Perhaps the ship computer should be included in the calculations. thanks meatbags!
One half of one third assed*
And here i am, reading this and hearing roberto's "he-hAA" as he stabs with a knife. Good news! Some voices are just carved in my mind i guess.
He earned it through hard practice
Pain stabbing practice