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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yesterday on the way home I saw the fire brigade breaking out somebody stuck in one of the old cast iron toilets. Hope you all have a better day than that unfortunate person ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was little I got my hand stuck in a trolley. All I heard was a staff member say "I'll get the butcher". My dad was a butcher. I knew what they did. I cried. The butcher brought out a tub of fat.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tub of fat

to feed you and fatten you up?

I did wonder what they were gonna do with it.

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I need that fucking cable I've been saving for probably 8 years and never used and I can't find it anywhere.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Edit: I'm going to go buy one and I know I will remember where it is when I get home.

It's a 3.5mm extension cable. To go from the drum kit to the audio interface.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

You rationalised it in the last house move

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I just dropped all of mine off for recycling, so I can't help, sorry.

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Already so cold, itโ€™s going to be a cold night.

Going to need my hot wattle bot again.

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Nooooo, fav banh mi place nearby has had a ~glow up and is now offering heaps more fancy things, looks like it's changed ownership. Unfortunately means it's no longer reasonable to nip there on a lunch break, boo.

... though I do need to try the Salted Vietnamese Coffee...!

Is there still boxes of tissues on the tables?

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think Iโ€™m going to bail on that 1st birthday this weekend. The only people I know at this birthday are the parents and theyโ€™re going to be busy socialising with everyone, and Iโ€™ll probably feel awkward in this setting being childless. Iโ€™ll just message the day before that Iโ€™m sick and donโ€™t want to spread germs. Does this make me a bad friend? Iโ€™ll plan a catch up with this friend in a few weeks and still give a present then.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not a bad person. Iโ€™ve skipped plenty of kids parties for similar reasons. Was fine.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

It's ok. ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hooray made it down to the beach.

Not so hooray fucking weeds.

Is good to be down here though.

Resident magpie remembers me so appeased it w/ cheee. Really makes you wonder just how much memory they have. Haven't been here for months and the thing was right at my feet without a second thought.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Glad you made it down there today!! Love that you got a birb greeting. Clever little tackers!

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Took the Minipeelers to Highpoint today and had a fun time topping up our supply of trackpants, T-shirts and other things that were not so practical lol. Some Lush products were purchased and bathing indulged in once we got home. The house smells a treat!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m with you. Big 16th is tomorrow night and I might disappear into the hedgerow with a beverage haha.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't let your parents catch you sneaking a drink.

Nah just joking. Happy Birthday Miss God. ๐ŸŽ‚

Thanks. It could get hectic.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I've been so successful in weatherstripping around the sliding door the dog door panel is inserted into that now the air pressure is blowing the dog flap open and letting in even more cold air than was coming through the gaps.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Good morning. ๐Ÿ˜˜

Today we are going to the local community museum, pictures will follow.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I decided to check the status of my tax return and my voluntary super contribution has been reset to $0?!!?! Wtf! However, it's still being processed ("Balancing accounts") and I don't want to slow anything down so I think I'll just wait until it's been finalised and maybe it'll be added back in by then. I'll be a very unhappy camper if I have to amend the lodgement and delay getting my money back...

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm paying the ato this year :(

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I was going to be in that position due to an improperly taxed second job and a taxable cash scholarship, but dumped a load into super to get around it. I really need that tax return and not a tax bill, so it'd be nice to get that processed properly...

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

I am so sick of being interrupted when Iโ€™m talking. However, Iโ€™ve finally started to grow a backbone and call people on when they do it.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First sing and play since I dropped suboxone. Felt like my head was going to explode from endorphins.

Baby steps.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Rain, so much rain here over next 36 hours.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I may have gone a touch overboard when ordering embroidry kits from Temu. I think I now have a lifetime supply, plus a bit extra.

The kits are mostly pretty good quality (except for one dodgy one I asked for a refund on) but a few of them will be a bit challenging as they are quite complicated. I'm chalking them up as a work expense as they are to help keep me awake on quiet night shifts. Unfortunately the ATO is unlikely to agree with that assessment, so I can't claim a refund on them.

I also bought a few more decals, hopefully Miss Meow will like her litter trays being in a small jungle. In any case having a plastic coating on the wall should help protect it from her over-enthusiastic litter digging practices.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Bumble for Friends is starting to feel like a dating app! People match and never reply, or they tell you to message on Instagram, which I don't have. The latest is some dude trying to flirt with me. Umm wrong app buddy. You're meant to be on the other one...

Someone asked me how my day is going. That's nice but what about finding common interests? I don't want to tell you that I've played games with my cousins or worked a boring shift, what are you going to do with that info?!

So I'm just going to go to more in-person things. Fuck meeting people through this app. I always thought I'd meet a partner through a dating app, but I guess I'd rather be single for the rest of my life than have to go on one of those again.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Can't say I'm surprised.

I did meet mine on OKC, but that was before it joined the Swipe club, and shock horror, had questionnaires and profiles

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[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Going to see if I can finish I watching The last of us Season 1 tonight.

Then Iโ€™ll start making my way through Andor.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Ok, I despise Amazon, but sometimes you can't find something anywhere else. I now accidentally have 30 days of their TV thing. What should I check out?

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I think the expanse might be there if you like space shows

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I had a spot of cleaning mojo and vacuumed and mopped the floors. I now have nice clean floors but the kitchen's too wet to go in and make a cuppa. Boo.

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One more day to go.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Morning chef ๐Ÿ˜ธ can I please have all the yum cha classics?

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Another day, another subreddit banned me.

I was reasonable, used facts and spoke the truth. ๐Ÿ˜ž My bad.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You havenโ€™t lived until youโ€™ve been perma-banned from r/recipes ๐Ÿ˜€

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Some of the groups do go a bit overboard with banning people, and some seem to have quite biased moderators. I can understand some of the removal of posts and comments being a bit heavy handed at time, just because of the difficulty of moderating a large group and the impossibility of stepping on some toes, but going to banning people as a first step is not a good option. Especially if it is people that have contributed to the group in the past, not just a random coming in looking to cause trouble.

I guess it's the double edges sword of social media though, allowing everyone to contribute tends to lead to trolls and bad actors flooding the group and turning it into shit, but it's also very easy to destroy a group with excessive moderation destroying the ability to have a free discussion.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got a temp ban from a Pokรฉmon one for calling Ed Sheeran a nasal whiner

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just listened to a very interesting YT on the mushroom case, this was all new to me

and it changed my mind completely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_e-c3gNKU

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Lost the laundry gamble

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