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[–] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

You have to check for the onion now.

In the before before time we didn't have empty ball sacks in charge of aspirin. Even less the FDA.

[–] Array5981@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 months ago

Ya gotta be careful in today’s world. I half read the title and assumed it was real. Almost ate the onion on this one

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IIRC, silica gel beads enlarge when they absorb water.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I think that's the plan, lol

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Since the ivermectin didn't kill him, can we push the narrative that injecting a gram of botox will make him live a lot longer?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

...wish a motherfucker would.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

A Fool proof strategy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Bing!-wait, satire? Dammit I was gonna win

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 2 points 4 months ago