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A real post from the American president (lemmings.world)
submitted 9 months ago by parody@lemmings.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

Get Rump Fragrances

[–] tyler@programming.dev 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 9 months ago

Sheesh

Symbols from 1984Victory Gin and CigarettesAssigned vices, a twisted form of controlJulia's Scarlet Anti-Sex Waist SashA disguise of devout purityMemory HolesDestruction of evidence of the pastWinston's Varicose UlcerRepressed sexualityRed-armed Prole WomanHope for the futureBig BrotherWarm and fuzzy to those who conform but threatening to those who don't

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

« Eau de toilette »

[–] parody@lemmings.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ya, & get it… emoluments… my best one of the week I have to say

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

the hypocrisy makes me violent

[–] parody@lemmings.world 11 points 9 months ago

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"I peed in that"

-Eric

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 8 points 9 months ago

I guess they've captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

[–] Jozav@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I smell bullshit

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

He's so hilariously pathetic lol