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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you don't have air conditioning, you live in Alaska or you're just crazy.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago

*Northern Sweden

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

If america jumped off a bridge...

Wait that hits too close to home.

[–] bassad@jlai.lu -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah fuck my neighbour let's flood his windows with more heat, I'm cool

It actually adds to the updraft increasing the windows effectiveness.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My guess: american guests expect 70s temps or AC. Homey runs airbnb, guests want it and go to his competition that offers it, therefore he's bullied.

poor fuckin' baby.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Much of Europe is getting hotter. AC is literally a life-saving technology on extremely hot days. No, it's not mere "comfort". Old people, in particular, are at high risk.

And it's not like Europe is completely blameless when it comes to global warming, either.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

americans have bullied me into installing this

(not so) cool story bro.

[–] bassad@jlai.lu -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

come on, most of the world have worst temperatures and no AC

edit : yes you are right and it is a problem. But I do not know if AC everywhere is the solution. Building viable living spaces and changing our way of life probably is.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/08/1152766

“In the European region, heat stress is the leading cause of climate-related death in the region,” he said. “Temperature extremes such as those we’re experiencing at the moment are really exacerbating chronic conditions, including cardiovascular, respiratory and cerebro-vascular diseases, mental health and diabetes-related conditions. The extreme heat that we’re experiencing is a particular problem for elderly people, especially those living alone. It can also place an additional burden on pregnant women.”

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On 22 July 2024, the daily global average temperature reached a new record high of 17.16°C, according to the European Union’s Copernicus Climate Change Service. On 23 July, the preliminary value was 17.15°C. On 21 July, the temperature record was 17.09°C. All three days were warmer than the previous record of 17.08°C, set only last year on 6 July 2023.

This is a real and growing problem. Stop sticking your head in the sand.

[–] bassad@jlai.lu 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes sorry I was just snarky because finally AC globally still heats the world, so to keep our elders alive let's burn the world's babies

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

What would be the alternative?

The energy used by a window AC unit would be easily offset by a single 300W solar panel (even on hot days, they don't run 100% of the time). They tend to be needed most on sunny days, so that's not a problem for solar.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 64 points 1 week ago (5 children)

a heat pump? an aircon? an antenna? 😖

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

John American is a fat fucking piece of shit. Also, I fucked his sister. She's in-fucking-sane but fun in bed.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

This was before Thomas Ladder

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[–] xep@fedia.io 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's not a great place for a compressor, direct exposure to the weather means they are unable to exchange heat as efficiently. Why'd they put it up there?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lack of space is the primary reason for putting it on a roof. It will get direct sunlight and there will random temperature differences so efficiency will never really be perfect. The condenser coils are also covered and it's not open like a ground unit would be.

They could put it in the shade, and that would be nice. I am curious where they should put it in this case...

[–] inktvip@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of those “American style” ground units in Europe. They all look like the one in the picture and are predominantly wall or roof mounted.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They exist, but primarily for heavy duty or professional use - think office spaces or supermarkets. Most homes are fine with wall units.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A sprawling yard to put things on is a very american thing.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It could be a thing for any rural house in countries that have the land for it.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Yes, but the vast majority of Europeans are not rural -- and unlike Americans, they aren't suburban, either.

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Dude climate change demands these. Have them powered by solar panels and its a win/win

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago

They might have meant that. Americans using climate change to bully them to install a mini split.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well you messed it up anon. You'll need a bigger antenna for good wifi ac

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nah, that's the antenna to watch TV for the TV watching license.

I have heard that they recently passed a bill for having a toaster license you have to use to use your own damn toaster.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I heard about the TV Watching License from my boyfriend the other day. I honestly thought he was joking, what a way to find out he wasn't.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Same with me. Literally I thought it was a joke. Although, I AM joking about the toaster license. It's a refrence to a clip from the 2012 libertarian presidential debate (if you did not know, of course).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Oh I'm aware the lulz generated by Libertarians

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