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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Original reads way better

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Saltless tears

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure what my guy is on about. Water is now called Liquid Death where I’m at.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

And it costs $9 and comes in a can rather than $0 in a cardboard cup.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Y'all got your daily dihydrogen monoxide intake ?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta get me some crisp wet

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

My gf and I call it crisp as well

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At restaurants in London they would ask for still or sparkling and my friends and I would say, "London's finest" aka tap water is good bro.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Oh mate, there are so many of those!

In French my favorite is the wine joke : "Oh I'll have a nice glass of Château La Fontaine". Or I read a slightly more vulgar variation recently : Château Les Chiottes (les chiottes is the jacks).

I dunno what OP is about. I guess they are just young and not very literate...?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] berber@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Not sure how I made that mistake. Fixed.

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Adam’s Ale.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've never called it wawa?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Also out of one.

[–] ockenheimer@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The guys over at !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml might have some thought on this one

Edit: Joke’s on me. They are discussing for over a week now Look over there