Ecosystem collapse
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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You if bugs didn't exist:
(Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce.)
FTFT:
Me if all bugs went on vacation one week in summer.
Grasses are angiosperms and rely on bugs to reproduce
Even mosquitoes? Please tell me we can live without them.
Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don't make flowers so grasses atleast probably don't rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I'm not a grass-ologist.
No bugs to cuddle up with? Try snakes!
I feel itchy just from looking at this
Me if loratadine didn’t exist.
Damn that antihistamine, preventing good hardworking people from being able to enjoy laying in the grass!!1
bugs won't exist if you can just do it right the first time
white people do be invasive, she could've said "me if bugs didn't crawl on me" or something like that, but no, straight up aiming for the nonexistence of an important family of animals
Racist people be like...
White people are the most oppressed group change my mind 🤓