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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 10 hours ago

over a thousand bangers for a Chicago cinnamon roll? They must be off the trolley!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course you do!
Imagine yourself, cruising down the highway, wind in your hair, carried along by the exciting sounds of 500 tiny owl feet hitting the pavement.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

owl-wink it's a deal! you won't regret this.

Don't forget your new keys!
hands you a damp rat

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$800 for a brand new car? RETVRN

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

$850 1918 adjusted for inflation is like $18k today

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

sssssssh it's $850 and that's final.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pictured: Me and the girls going for a spin in the OG lesbian car

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

All my ~~apes~~ President Parrot posts and late nite catposts gone