this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Where's epsilon?

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I am an ηβπ male?

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

Mister fantatic, iceman, spiderman, havoc, harry potter and cyclops

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The choices are rather limited, but it's fun to use Latin I guess. Makes you sound smart, like your classifications have some cutting edge meaning. I generally use ancient wonders of the world as in..."Are you a 'Gardens of Babylon?' ". In all cases, and every case, you contain parts of all.

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[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Mmh yes tell me more about those alpha, beta and omega males

[–] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

All men are miserable and some are Freddy Krueger.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

But... But I don't own any of those outfits!

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 4 points 5 days ago

I guess the long hair checks out, but I’d like some overalls too 😔

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

What happened to the Charlie Foxtrot and tango males?

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