this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

πŸ˜†πŸ€£ They were airstrikes πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I fucking hate that i still remember what this refers to.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Me too fukuyamover Me too

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nominative determinism strikes again.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

The gunthermensch

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Gunther Eagleman? The name seems just a bit too on the nose.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

ever heard of Lawrence Sidney Eagleburger?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is like everybody's favorite game: "Marvel, DC, or Former US Secretary of the Interior?"

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sidney is a little off brand.

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

couldn't dream to rival the original twitter-Gunther

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

i. didnt. leave. my. wife. and. kids. and. skip. town.

they just aren’t currently aware of where im at, haven’t been for seven months, and hopefully never will.

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

New The floor is lava update: The floor is war

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

We have never been at war with west asia

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

The Nation State Equivalent of "Im not touching you! Im not touchinggg yoouuu"

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

It's a sparkling conflict, not a real war.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

On the Semi-related flip side: someone PLEASE β€˜Pearl Harbor’ Google. Obviously in Microsoft Flight Simulator 1.0 for the IBM PC.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

We aren't in a fight, I just gave you a right hook to the eye smuglord

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Right, it's a special military operation

Mission Accomplished.