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[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It didn't, until i stapled it in the middle. Twin streams for the win!!

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ya but that’s why I only drain one ball at a time.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It can, but only after sex.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm still a virgin. I'm 48 btw

[–] Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thanky 🙌

The main reason I'm still a virgin is because fucking coconuts legally doesn't count

my peehole is split across like 5 different streaming services. I can either own a car or pee legally. This is why I pirate my peehole.