Specimen type: Urine
How do we know he used his own urine?
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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I think we all know that he did not
"We don't know if it was in fact his urine. Um, you can't, like, dust for urine." - a prominent musician
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The same piss test also showed Elon is pregnant.
Cutting out the surrogate.
Doesn't that indicate testicular cancer?
Don't worry, it will probably reject him & not want to ever talk to him.
They also did a DNA test and found out that Elon is in fact not a good boy 🐶 but instead is a lazy bastard who sleeps all day on a sunny spot and plots for your demise. 🐱
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The fact that this list says there’s no ketamine in his system, makes it super suspicious.
Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta
So, he's just naturally that stupid and weird?!?!
Books are where it's at!
Or he bought someone's piss. Ot synthetic piss. Or he diluted with Gatorade. There's a dozen ways to beat a piss test, even for poor people.
Books are where it's at!
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Even if the test were irrefutably him (and it could be totally fake or someone else), how much would it cost to make an illegal clone of himself? How many do you think Musk could afford? Why should I trust any billionaire?
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