There's your first mistake, you wake up in the morning.
If you don't wake up until afternoon or evening, there's less time to make bad decisions in.
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Man if I could wake up in the afternoon I would be so happy
I don't know. If I were to wake up in the afternoon I would probably feel like I'm wasting most of my day
But you would also be gaining valuable access to the night and very early morning.
Very generous to even use the word "management" to refer to what I do.
Replying to this from my bed, 2.5 hours after I woke up.
"Every day is a gift. We could literally die at any moment. So it's incredibly important to doom scroll as much as possible." -my dumb brain
My extra dumb brain initially read that as "any dumb iranian" and was momentarily infuriated.
I'm hyper fixated on the iran-israel conflict at the moment it is not good for me, mentally or physically
A total waste of time and energy
Time is of the essence...
or not?
Time is the essence of entropy, and entropy is the essence of the passage of time.
I have kids whose days I fuck up if I don’t get up on time. After years of fine tuning, my morning routine is a well-oiled panic-fueled blur (They only miss the bus once or twice every few weeks)
Surprise quiz: Using an epsilon-delta proof, find the value to which the badness of your time management decisions converges to or show that it diverges.
im procrastinating eating breakfast
Nope, can't relate, my time management skills are too bad to wake up in the morning 😅
worst possible
Bitch i know you're not coming for my sash.
Every morning when i wake up at 1400
