Choo Choo Charles.
Charles can't swim. I'll just take the ferry to an island.
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The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
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Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.
Shit. He's right. That isn't honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
Jack Torrance from the shining
Percy Wetmore from the green mile
Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption
Without their context they have little power.
Can I go for a horror monster that isn't necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I'm going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it's summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn't inflict anything I to me that I don't do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I'm pretty sure I don't have one.
Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.
I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45
Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.
I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.
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Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.
as soon as the mud heats up you'll be visible again
you'll have to change the mud frequently
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Plankton, I choose you.
I'd say Chucky, but any evil doll could probably kill me within the hour.