Chronic abuser comes off bender, realizes he fucked up, begs for his main lady to take him back, promises this will never happen again.
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TACO threatening deportation probably helped. Oh and Tesla stock dropping 4 billion because he wasn't in the club anymore.
Tesla has fully rebounded, unfortunately.
The irrational exuberance never ends
So what you're saying is this will happen every week?
We can only hope
Damn, imagine chickening out before TACO.
Can some be more completely cucked? This dude somehow seems to find new levels of pathetic every day.
He cucked Steven Miller, so there's at least one person.
Its just a giant room full of musical cuck chairs; nobodies quite sure who is cucking who, but theyre 100% sure that someday it'll be them in the position of power if they stick around long enough.
So we had Romney, Cruz, Christie, Rubio... All humiliated by Trump. Now add Musk to the list. It's amazing how weak all the right wingers are. They all fold immediately before Trump. Trump is a baby, all other dictators laugh at him. Yet in US is the alpha politician. Amazing.
I fucking hate Chris Christie, but I wouldn't put him in the same camp as scum like Rubio and Cruz. He genuinely appears to hate Trump.
He hates him now because he didn't get a position in his administration. But when he still hoped for one he stood behind Trump like a nice little boy:
In addictions and recovery culture .... this is known as a hangover and regret
Someone probably reminded his dumb ass that he's also in the Epstein files.
Nah, more likely, someone reminded him his citizenship could be taken away, meaning he could lose his citizenship even though that'll be questionable trump gives no shit and remember elon past is questionable but trump wants it make it fact.
And the MAGA Nazis can cut off the government money tap, they can crack down on his many corporate and regulatory violations, they can even nationalize his space businesses. He wouldn't have to worry about it if a Dem was in office, they'd NEVER do that (even if they should), but he knows HitlerPig wouldn't hesitate, because they are exactly alike.
That and y'know, many people are saying this was a distraction to hide judicial arrests.
He must have realized that apart from tech bros, there is not a single person in the world that likes him including his father and his step mother who also happens to be his step sister.
It was the ketamine talking.
What a sniveling little bitch
That fucking look he has on his face whenever he meets someone in a position of power. Head down but looking up with that shit eating grin, like real life is a Scooby Doo cartoon.
Elon Cuck
Felon Cucksk
MACO?
Peter Thiel is pretty powerful for telling Musk to apologize.
He stole PayPal from him and he'll do it again
It looks like someone had a good ol' classic "Come to Jesus meeting" in the Oval Office.
What a show that must have been, huh? Who was there? What did they say? You know HitlerPig took a breather after a while, and let the others beat up on him, while he sat back, entertained. That's his move, we saw it with Zelensky.
Maybe let the head of each department give a report on what their agency is doing to attack some arm of his empire. DoJ talks about investigating his drug use, Defense wants to take Starlink, NASA or the Space Force wants Space X, then Pakled Holman and Canine Killer Barbi drop the big immigration bomb at the finish.
By the end he'd be giving HitlerPig a big sloppy knob job in front of the crowd while Epstein films it ( oh, yeah, he's still around, he always brings the girls, or whatever).
To be clear, he only wrote that he regretted posting them. He didn't say they weren't true. The key takeaway here to remember is that Trump is DEFINITELY in the Epstein files.
What an amazing example of sunk cost fallacy. Fucking idiot.
fucking coward
Unless of course he managed to sink Trump.
In which case he'd be smug as fuck about it.
Republicans have no balls. All of these losers bend over to accept Trump's cock in the end like the little sluts they are. They have no respect for themselves, this country, or anything. Fuck all of these guys.
Sigh. So we're not rid of him yet?
"Uh, hi. My name is Elon. I'm a, uh, uhhh, a simp."