fake: anons have gfs
gay: anons jerk off to each other's nudes
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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“Bro, we ran out of wet wipes days ago. Fucking stop leaving crusty fingerprints on my screen or I’m setting your background to your dad and dipping your phone in my cum jar.”
Cumjar …jfc. On the other hand, cool band name.
It's an old reddit maybe even 4chan meme lol
fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me
gay: camping
A true gentleman never neglects to extend a handshake when finalizing such courteous exchange.
Uhh, that kind of just sounds like a convoluted excuse to look at pictures of OP and play it off like there is some valid reason why the rest makes any sense...
Mutual masturbation with extra steps.
literally extra steps