Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 4 months ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now look at you. Nobody's laughing now!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Joker (2019)

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Lol, the jokes older than that. Many jokes are recycled or recalibrated for changing audience tastes.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:

"When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They're not laughing now."

[–] smee@poeng.link 4 points 4 months ago

Butt jokes are older than humanity.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I thought they were talking about the film, not citing it for the quote.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

When I tell dad jokes,

he laughs.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 4 months ago

Oof, talk about mixed emotions.

[–] SwarmMazer@awful.systems 3 points 4 months ago

Sounds like you are off to a good start

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

it's actually possible to transition to "President" as your career goes