this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

11: first year with testosterone.

23: first year with estrogen.

[–] bluewing@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

To paraphrase a TV show,

:The head office asked me to identify the differences between these two pictures. They are the same.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I'm 30 and I pretty much always used a pikachu pic 🤷

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

because anime girls killing you mercilessly is funny

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You called?

sabagebu, school shooting, the anime

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

Hi there.

What.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Hmmm

That was fun XD

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I love anime's ability to completely embrace the WTF. That was a fun watch, cheers!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Stuff like this is why I'm so happy anime exists. In the West we are all asking "should we even make an animation with high-school girls in a gun fight a platypus?" while in Japan they are asking the real questions "how many guns do we give to that platypus?"

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

That was... not expected.

[–] zee@lemmus.org 3 points 23 hours ago

Thank you for posting this.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Profile picture? Couldn’t be me

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 18 hours ago

Coming up to a decade old discord account. Still default profile picture. I sometimes forget that the default setting is to show everyone's profile picture in the chat history, I turned that off ages ago because it just wastes space on the screen. Have had a few people tell me to set one. No.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

and I don't want to be friends with you at either point